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vnitas:

tumblr is kind of an unhealthy environment to be in sometimes because often it’s so black and white

either you’re right, and you’re an amazing god worthy of praise, or you’re wrong, and you’re a horrible monster who deserves to die

i just saw a post that said that if you don’t understand how minimum wage and art commissions work, then you’re “the worst kind of garbage shit trash”. like… after a certain point it’s time to calm down

whatnames2:

sweetcharrypie:

lafemme-piaf:

jabberwocky-92:

craseydreams29:

hiddlestalker:

eco-hepburn:

crowleyplease:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

he had it coming 

he had it coming

he only had himself to blaaame

if you’d have been there

If you had seen it

I betcha you would have done the same. 

i love this site

Sir, please sit down, there is a performance in progress.

whatnames2:

sweetcharrypie:

lafemme-piaf:

jabberwocky-92:

craseydreams29:

hiddlestalker:

eco-hepburn:

crowleyplease:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

he had it coming 

he had it coming

he only had himself to blaaame

if you’d have been there

If you had seen it

I betcha you would have done the same. 

i love this site

Sir, please sit down, there is a performance in progress.

(Source: redsuspenders)

pocochina:

thatonelifechanginggirl:

tardiswanted:

saphire-dance:

I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship

Why the Fuck Did You Reblog That From Someone Else: A Story of Pain and Betrayal

You Liked My Post, But Did Not Reblog It: A Story of Mixed Signals and Confusion

The URL I Wanted Was Taken: A Story of Identity and Thwarted Ambition

You Don’t Know Me, But I Follow You: A Story of Love and Obsession

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

^^^^ is why I love tumblr

contradictory-komodos:

Hey guys.

Right now Tumblr has over 93,200,000 blogs, and only 148 staffers.

Let’s raise a toast to those 148 people who have to deal with our shit everyday.

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(Source: mmegido)

bleedingmakesitbetterphilip:

felkasmiejesiezwodka:

transientfashion:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired. 

wait okay 
if we do this with fanfiction 
we can have gay  porn nails???????

welcome to tumblr

When you touch your friends, they will never know…

bleedingmakesitbetterphilip:

felkasmiejesiezwodka:

transientfashion:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry.

2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.

3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.

4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.

5. Paint top coat if desired. 

wait okay 

if we do this with fanfiction 

we can have gay  porn nails???????

welcome to tumblr

When you touch your friends, they will never know…

chuck-shurleys:

icarusing:

I wish I could blacklist concepts, not just keywords

“dumb posts”

“embarrassing fans”

“things that make me irrationally angry”

letsbefrankimawkward:

brianholdensbulge:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

fantasticalmemories:

askpitchandfrost:

pitch-the-crow:


YES MORE THINGS TO SHIP THIS IS BRILLIANT

I ship Audio with Photo
ehehehe let the shipping wars begin

What is wrong with you? Audio Photo is gross. Audio Text is canon! OTP. 

All you people is blind, why don’t you see the possibilities of Photo Text (and their baby shall be macro)

Eh, I’m thinking Text Quote a bit.

hm, i’m feeling chat quote, video chat, audio text, audio link, photo audio, and many more possibilities

text chat otp

I CANT DECIDE UNTIL I SEE FICS THX

letsbefrankimawkward:

brianholdensbulge:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

fantasticalmemories:

askpitchandfrost:

pitch-the-crow:

YES MORE THINGS TO SHIP THIS IS BRILLIANT

I ship Audio with Photo

ehehehe let the shipping wars begin

What is wrong with you? Audio Photo is gross. 
Audio Text is canon! OTP. 

All you people is blind, why don’t you see the possibilities of Photo Text (and their baby shall be macro)

Eh, I’m thinking Text Quote a bit.

hm, i’m feeling chat quote, video chat, audio text, audio link, photo audio, and many more possibilities

text chat otp

I CANT DECIDE UNTIL I SEE FICS THX

(Source: antemrd)