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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
tumblr is kind of an unhealthy environment to be in sometimes because often it’s so black and white
either you’re right, and you’re an amazing god worthy of praise, or you’re wrong, and you’re a horrible monster who deserves to die
i just saw a post that said that if you don’t understand how minimum wage and art commissions work, then you’re “the worst kind of garbage shit trash”. like… after a certain point it’s time to calm down
nah, he ran into her knife
he ran into her knife ten times
he had it coming
he had it coming
he only had himself to blaaame
if you’d have been there
If you had seen it
I betcha you would have done the same.
i love this site
Sir, please sit down, there is a performance in progress.
(Source: redsuspenders)
I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship
Why the Fuck Did You Reblog That From Someone Else: A Story of Pain and Betrayal
You Liked My Post, But Did Not Reblog It: A Story of Mixed Signals and Confusion
The URL I Wanted Was Taken: A Story of Identity and Thwarted Ambition
You Don’t Know Me, But I Follow You: A Story of Love and Obsession
my mom finally bought a toaster
why did this get notes
we’re happy for you
its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
^^^^ is why I love tumblr
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
Tumblr was on MTV?
Hey guys.
Right now Tumblr has over 93,200,000 blogs, and only 148 staffers.
Let’s raise a toast to those 148 people who have to deal with our shit everyday.
(Source: a-doitsu-made-fullmetal)
who let people from tumblr start writing greeting cards?
1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired.
wait okay
if we do this with fanfiction
we can have gay porn nails???????
welcome to tumblr
When you touch your friends, they will never know…
why do i like tumblr?
because you get to know people, not by how they look… but by what they like.
This is the best thing I’ve read.
I wish I could blacklist concepts, not just keywords
“dumb posts”
“embarrassing fans”
“things that make me irrationally angry”
Welcome to Tumblr, where everybody loves Satan and hates themselves.
What are you even talking about? I can love Satan AND myself…
(Source: takeyourtime-cominghome)
YES MORE THINGS TO SHIP THIS IS BRILLIANT
I ship Audio with Photo
ehehehe let the shipping wars begin
What is wrong with you? Audio Photo is gross.
Audio Text is canon! OTP.All you people is blind, why don’t you see the possibilities of Photo Text (and their baby shall be macro)
Eh, I’m thinking Text Quote a bit.
hm, i’m feeling chat quote, video chat, audio text, audio link, photo audio, and many more possibilities
text chat otp
I CANT DECIDE UNTIL I SEE FICS THX
(Source: antemrd)
