Remind yourself daily, that every time you start the day, you're starting anew...

 

hatethefuture:

Five Things No One Told You About Having Sex With A Clone Of Yourself
Don’t
Never
Avoid
Use protection
Stop it

So on list of future uses for clones - seeing if you’re any good.

hatethefuture:

Five Things No One Told You About Having Sex With A Clone Of Yourself

  1. Don’t
  2. Never
  3. Avoid
  4. Use protection
  5. Stop it

So on list of future uses for clones - seeing if you’re any good.

hatethefuture:

The Will The Sun Spontaneously Explode Today Index:
Humanity’s hubris holding strong: +45
Not much else going on in solar system right now: +19
Baseball spring training just getting started: -5
Wouldn’t that be sick, dude?: +100
= WTSSET Index of 159
(Any WTSSET number over 90 indicates that the sun will almost certainly spontaneously explode today, even if it’s the day you finally forced yourself to have a healthy salad for lunch, god damn it.) 

hatethefuture:

The Will The Sun Spontaneously Explode Today Index:

Humanity’s hubris holding strong: +45

Not much else going on in solar system right now: +19

Baseball spring training just getting started: -5

Wouldn’t that be sick, dude?: +100

= WTSSET Index of 159

(Any WTSSET number over 90 indicates that the sun will almost certainly spontaneously explode today, even if it’s the day you finally forced yourself to have a healthy salad for lunch, god damn it.)