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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

sketchesinstillness:                                      -Yogi Pet-

sketchesinstillness:

                                     -Yogi Pet-

nevver: Tomorrow has been cancelled This is how I feel about my governments budget expenditure on science and research.

nevver:

Tomorrow has been cancelled

This is how I feel about my governments budget expenditure on science and research.

THIS.

THIS.

hatethefuture: Five Things No One Told You About Having Sex With A Clone Of Yourself Don’t Never Avoid Use protection Stop it So on list of future uses for clones - seeing if you’re any good.

hatethefuture:

Five Things No One Told You About Having Sex With A Clone Of Yourself

  1. Don’t
  2. Never
  3. Avoid
  4. Use protection
  5. Stop it

So on list of future uses for clones - seeing if you’re any good.

hatethefuture: The Will The Sun Spontaneously Explode Today Index: Humanity’s hubris holding strong: +45 Not much else going on in solar system right now: +19 Baseball spring training just getting started: -5 Wouldn’t that be sick, dude?: +100 = WTSSET Index of 159 (Any WTSSET number over 90 indicates that the sun will almost certainly spontaneously explode today, even if it’s the day you finally forced yourself to have a healthy salad for lunch, god damn it.) 

hatethefuture:

The Will The Sun Spontaneously Explode Today Index:

Humanity’s hubris holding strong: +45

Not much else going on in solar system right now: +19

Baseball spring training just getting started: -5

Wouldn’t that be sick, dude?: +100

= WTSSET Index of 159

(Any WTSSET number over 90 indicates that the sun will almost certainly spontaneously explode today, even if it’s the day you finally forced yourself to have a healthy salad for lunch, god damn it.)